Twitter.

I actually joined something early on, instead of being the last human to ever jump on the bandwagon!

It's Twitter, baby. And I likes it because I can just write teeny tiny short sentences and fill you in on my incredibly exciting life. JUST LIKE THAT.

Another venue for me to write and sound like a 16-year old Valley Girl, when in actuality I am in my LATE THIRTIES, what the fuck. I roll my eyes at my OWN SHIT.

At least I can still share the embarrassing shit. Because that flows like water, baby.