Which is it?

I love it when you ask two children a general question like, "so what happened at school today", and they both start talking at the same time and you don't know who to look at or who to listen to and you only get bits and pieces that make up some sort of freak answer. Like today. Even though the question wasn't about school, the take I got was: "And my tooth fell out..." "only he wasn't wearing pants" "laid out a napkin for the Tooth Fairy" "smarter than chili" "with Sprite and a cherry" "his mom hates him!"

OKAY!

Glad I asked.