Get on that!

Today I ran into someone I've been trying to get a gig with in forever. And each time I talk to him, he always sounds really, really interested and wants to start NOW. Yesterday! Yet, he never does. I've tried a lot to get him to sign on. A LOT.

So imagine my surprise today when he said, "HEY! This is amazing! I've been WILLING you into my life!"

Willing?

Blink.

"Have you seen 'The Secret'?"

"Uh, I've heard of it?"

"Well, when you want something, you will it."

What I wanted to say: "Why don't you try something easier like...I don't know...returning my phone calls or uh, not blatanly ignoring me?"

I'm going to will myself some dinner.