Fat and Skinny are PEOPLE TOO.

I am drunk, and you are not. I just watched this news story in which one twin killed the other, and the newscaster reported their names as "Fat" and "Skinny", and I had to wonder if that was real, and then I laughed but then felt bad because one of them is DEAD but why the hell would they call them "Fat" and "Skinny", let's use real names here, people. Also, the newscasters in the evening are a married couple (on the older side) and I'm just waiting for the one day when the old man newscaster looks over at the old lady newscaster and says, "Damn woman, you look DAMN GOOD right now!". That probably won't ever happen, but it's funny to think about.

I'm DRUNK.