Joke Maker

I need some help, please.

I need a joke.

I attend a meeting with a group of professional individuals twice a month, and each meeting opens with a joke. Each person takes a turn providing the joke. And let me tell you people, I've witnessed some pretty painful, corny corn corn corn jokes.

It will be my turn next week. I've got nuthin'. Please share a good one with me, I need it. BADLY.

Please keep in mind, this is a professional organization, so please no dirty jokes, limmericks, or um, knock knock jokes.

If it can be a story-turned-joke, that would be awesome, too.

If you've got something to share, please either do so right there in the comments section or you can e-mail me at newjanb at good ole hotmail.

I appreciate it. Really.