God Bless You...and, Ew.

I was on a conference call this morning, minding my own beeswax, listening and nodding, wondering to myself if one of the callers was actually SNORING...when...all of a sudden...I sneezed AND BURPED at the same time. Well, not quite at the same time, I sneezed and THEN burped not even one half second later. And it all hit me out of nowhere and I had no time to reach for the mute button. What causes a burp to happen after a sneeze? This I don't know.

And instead of being grossed out or PHASED that this just happened, one female caller asked, "WHO'S SNORING!!!?". While I have invisioned taking a nappie during a conference call on more than one occasion, I can't believe someone actually did it.