Hate-ah

I'm on a conference call right now, and a bit testy.

Things I hate:

Pastel colors

Peaches

Stuffed animals

Stuffed animals all crammed in the back window of a car, facing traffic. WHY?

People who don't pick up their feet when they walk.

The phrase "my bad".

Waiting in line. Even briefly.

Customer service people who hand you your change and receipt in a ball and then stand there and look all annoyed while you try to put it back in your wallet.

Virtual hugs

Virtual anything

Limp handshakes

Mumblers

Penn & Teller (although their Bullshit show is okay if you can get past them)

Science fiction

Cauliflower

The fact that this call was supposed to be a mere 20 minutes and has already passed an hour.