Entertaining

Company came in late Wednesday night. Here's the score so far:

Meals eaten not cooked by me: 5
Glasses of wine consumed: a lot
Empty bottles of wine lined up next to my kitchen sink: 5
Supplied the answer to the question "where do you keep your...": 150
Band-Aids administered due to injuries caused by visit: 3
Outfits picked out for the wedding tomorrow BY ME: 2
Outfits PACKED for the wedding tomorrow and brought here from Colorado: 6 - SIX!
Hours slept: 5

Tonight we're crashing the bride's bachelorette party, that we were not invited to. (Granted, we only really know the groom)

Crashing. A bachelorette party. Because I'm 22 again.