An example of my dumbness.

My neighbors, my stalkers, ANYONE could have gone ahead and taken my car out for a nice joyride today.

I was outside earlier this morning unloading my car from a job last night, and just realized THREE HOURS LATER that I had left my keys laying on the hood.

I also played a most awesome prank on someone this morning, but I shall divulge the details later, as I may try it out on some other unsuspecting lovelies later today.